Step 1: Get yourself some Self Tanner. No one likes Casper the pale betch.
Step 2: Use the free sample of trendy face oil your Mom gave you because she thinks you're looking old. Hey, it's cheaper than Botox #ThanksMom
Step 3: Wear a beanie that says "Fuck off, my latte costs more than your Uber X, peasant" #blackcarsonly #butreallywetakethetrain
Step 4: Post trendy artwork so people know your super underground but also cultured #MonetWho
Step 5: Get some chic "parfume". You can't always be at the beach...
So you find yourself in the woods on purpose and maybe even sober. Now what?
It is estimated that 22 million Americans a year enjoy some kind of camping. I can assure you I was not one of them. I prefer to cook my s'mores by the dozen in the microwave like a civilized human.
While I was running the streets of Chicago, my sister and LeBarf co-founder, Tookie Bertin was hitting the trails out west in Colorado.
Tookie is pronounced "Two key" btw...kind of like 2 Chainz...
3 Reasons Why KFC's Edible Nail Polish is a Good Thing
The classy establishment known as KFC has just announced they are making edible nail polish. The lick-able, edible fingernail polish will come in two flavors: Original, and Hot and Spicy.
We for one could not be more excited and here's why:
- Chicken nugs that don't make you fat. #BikiniBody here we come.
- Nothing makes people more uncomfortable than watching strangers shove their entire fist in their mouth, in public.
- When we used to eat nail...