Like ew, what is LeBarf?

In our endless pursuit to be Parisian chic, we have realized that no matter how much we work to perfect our chignons or practice our killer french accents, we just can't quite get there. Which leads us to "LeBarf", the anti-chic. 

We have been killing the bikini game since the 90's so it only makes sense the LeBarf brand would start there. 

Neither of us live anywhere near the ocean. Oak Street Beach is about as close as it gets to tropical in Chicago, and Tookie works on her tan in the alpine lakes of land-locked Colorado.  

From Ski to Shining Sea, we've got you covered.